They call it the mind

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

(via devilscandy)

kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

image

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod, via dance-like-a-tree)

alittlewarlordcalleddusktimber:

parkingstrange:

shaky:

wafflehouse-official:

shaky, if this gets 500k notes will you marry me?

yes

I will get you that marriage if it’s the last thing I do friend

I shall be on my way to that wedding once I see those notes

(via greed)

(Source: dream-x-harder, via resigno)

shikatema-alovestory:

un-beauty:

Do you ever just read a fanfic and suddenly, it gets too intense and you have to take a really long, cold shower to contain your inner fangirl?

Please share that fanfic you’re talking about with us. Pwetty pwease!!! *w*

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

ultrafacts:

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Passport pl- 
I AM THE QUEEN



The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.
So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

ultrafacts:

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Passport pl- 

I AM THE QUEEN

The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.

So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

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(via the-travelers-path)

onlyblackgirl:

cindersk:

rolandofeld:

The sass is strong in Disney.

The truly magical moments of Disney.

This ain’t “sass”, it’s sarcasm.

(Source: wavesofenvy, via the-travelers-path)

(Source: korrastyle, via opalescience)